Why the dog writes?

why the dog writes
why the dog writes?


This is Kaalicharan. Kaalicharan the dog…perhaps the first dog with the blog. The longueur in the blog world badly required a hint of chutzpah and who else to provide it but the greatest of all, yours truly.

I’ve got so much to write and this damn keyboard…hell, all humans think about is themselves…I guess I’ll have to order a custom made keyboard to suit my paws. I know, you bloggers are not used to this kind of thing…I can wonder what your medulla and cerebrum would be going through as they’re being subjected to analyze the pawed lexicon of our kind hence I’ll try to express myself in English and with whatever I’ve learned of your weird language, I can very well make out that my vehement dislike for a few specimens of your species wouldn’t be turned down. The cult of Canis familiaris and International United Association of Canines(IUAC) has bestowed their benevolent act through financial funding for this blog…forgot to mention(you see I’m an epitome of humility), the great pains taken by me while working on Harry’s computer!

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Why the dog writes?

Isn’t the Dogitarian(read: Humanitarian) upliftment reason enough? I’m here to voice the perplexed state of the canine world, the paranoia of the pawed family and all that bothers my species. I wonder what went wrong? Why incidents like Bangalore carnage? Ruminating over the dog cause and state wasn’t enough so I had to put it all up in the writing with the sole aim of resurrecting the age-old bond between men and dogs. Our Science & Technology ministry has sanctioned a whooping sum of Do(g)llar 9.5 billion for the setting up of three world-class DOG Institute of Technology(DIT) and we already have alarmed the likes of MIT! However, since our satellite DOGSAT-2E is having some problems with the transponders hence I’m using the blogging platform to voice my opinions[If anyone reads it:)]

Kaalicharan is here to raise concerns over animal plight. OK you have heard that enough, isn’t it? But look within yourselves and without putting to practice Newtonian logic, you’d come to the realization that you have done nothing yet do you still frown on the site of a stray dog? Are you a silent spectator when someone stones a lame canine? Would you put a pup out of the middle of the road to safety? Does a part of you goes sallow when you get to know the pains muted species are subjected to…? I hope you are understanding the gravity of the situation. Stand up for dog rights… in fact, stand up for all our animal species. I’ve heard enough about man’s superiority in the mother nature’s plan. To quote Peter Parker’s uncle, ”With great power comes greater responsibility”. You fellas think you really are the man…now it’s time that you play one!

It’s like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now you may get the 8 pack, you may get the 16 pack but it’s all in what you do with the crayons – the colours – that you’re given. Don’t worry about colouring within the lines or colouring outside the lines – I say colour outside the lines, you know what I mean? Colour all over the page; don’t box me in! We’re in motion to the ocean. We are not landlocked, I’ll tell you that.

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Auf wiedersehen!(somehow I have always loved the sound of this farewell word…it’s somewhat easy to pronounce in Dog Tongue!)

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7 thoughts on “Why the dog writes?”

  1. Great Calvy…I have held the Canine many times and everytime I do this She comes to me with more Enthusiasm & love.

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