Bouquets & brouhaha…the dog wins!

bouquets & brouhaha

Roll on the red carpets, give way to the metallic grey Limousine, hold your cameras and bask in the glory of the audacious canine, for as they say every dog has his day 🙂 Guess, I should march on further north now and turn an ascetic. My sincere gratitude to Aisoorya for honoring the dog blog with the coveted award!  Oscar,Booker are passé…;)

Here’s my sin list…

1. Asked someone to marry you? Guilty. Well, dogs are known for their witty demeanour as well 🙂

2. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent. I get all mushy even imagining such a scenario…if you meant a peck on the cheek to a kid, I’d plead guilty.

3. Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent. The teetotaller of a canine that I am.

4. Ever told a lie? Guilty, on multiple counts.

5. Kissed a picture? Innocent.

6. Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent. I ain’t Garfield. Dogs have virtues 🙂

7. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. At times the lectures aren’t what I expect them to be so I opt for a slumber rather than listening to fiscal defecits but then I ain’t saying that I am game for redemption.

8. Held a snake? Innocent.

9. Been suspended from school? Guilty. Contrary to popular beliefs, the young Turk was suspended alongwith a band of bravehearts for..hold your breath, making too much noise..back in standard three 🙂

10. Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.

11. Stolen from a store? Innocent.

12. Been fired from a job? Innocent. Do I look like someone who would let the manager breathe after being handed a pink slip 🙂

13. Done something you regret? Guilty. Isn’t it amazing how unanswered questions play with the mind 🙂

14. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty. I live for such moments, what’s a life deprived of delights like these!

15. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty. The hills have been my harbinger, happiness and home!

16. Kissed in the rain? Innocent.

17. Sat on a roof top? Guilty. A room on the roof has always been my picture of solitary delight. Tree tops and perchs also feature as my favorite nature hideouts.

18. Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent. Dogs have instincts, you see!

19. Sang in the shower? Guilty. Well, you don’t want to know how many charges can be filed against me while I am at the shower:)

20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty.

21. Shaved your head? Innocent.

22. Had a boxing membership? Innocent. My paws are more fit for tearing apart & I don’t need any membership/license for that 😉

23. Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty. Why isn’t there a question on whether your girlfriend made you cry? 🙂

24. Been in a band? Innocent.

25. Shot a gun? Guilty. Tried a gun at NCC camp, missed the bull’s eye by miles:) My paws are my trusted weapon of choice:)

26. Donated Blood? Guilty.

27. Eaten alligator meat? Innocent. Dogs do have a tongue for taste!

28. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.

29. Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent. Caring ain’t the same as loving 🙂

30. Have/had a tattoo? Innocent. The larger than life persona that I have, no emblem,word,zen symbol can speak in the entirety for me.

31. Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty. The heart has its own reasons that reasons have no reason of.

32. Been too honest? Innocent. The keyword here’s ‘been’, I am not being one right now 🙂

33. Ruined a surprise? Innocent.

34. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Innocent.

35. Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty. Yeah! Pumps up the adrenaline! The second step ofcourse, should be to delete their lifeline:)

36. Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? twice Guilty. I ain’t ashamed for I did a great job at both the occasions 😉 I traded my shirt for a skirt, before you label me as a transvestite, it was for theater and the other time for a skit.

37. Joined a pageant? Innocent.

38. Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty. Ah! I do have a femme fan following and some of them occasionally stick to truth:)

39. Had communication with your ex? Innocent. I wonder if I even have a X, or an A for that matter 🙂

40. Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.

41. Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty. I faintly remember shedding a tear or two when agitated, perhaps in my kindergarden days but now with a lifetime of experience, I’d rather make the culprit unbarrel a gallon of tears:)

Now comes my favorite part, I hereby reveal my partners in crime, who are tagged here forth…in case they don’t respond..well, they know I have always believed that actions rate higher on decibel scale than words:)

Pranshu bhaiya

Rain Girl



Runa ji


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7 thoughts on “Bouquets & brouhaha…the dog wins!”

  1. “Isn’t it amazing how unanswered questions play with the mind” Loved this.. and a fun read, this post!

    😛 How sweet of you to tag us bacha 🙂 thanks a lot 🙂
    HMM… though am wondering.. where will Pranshu write this? 😛

    1. he he he:) Sona is always a favourite at dog ville too:)
      Di’ plz. allow Pranshu bhaiya to use your blogspace as he has long forfeited scribbling to playing a fulltime shutterbug 🙂

  2. suspended from school… Inever thought of you being guilty there 😛

    nice TAg , I have done it before You can see it in my notes on FB .
    As a new rule this year, I have stopped doing TAGs 😛

    Congrats for the award …
    TAke care

  3. loved this one kaalu 🙂 infact all of them i love..will answer but mail you, i will be more guilty than u’d believe 😛
    i cant believe u can make someone cry 🙂

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